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DEAR DIARY

Aug 12 Moved to our new home in Wisconsin. It is so beautiful here. The hillsides are so serene and picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. God's country. Love it here.

Oct 14 Wisconsin is the most beautiful place on earth; the leaves are turning all different colors. Love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful hillsides and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals of earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

Nov 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon... Love it here.

Dec 02 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white; it looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight, (I won) and when the snow-plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature is perfect harmony. I love Wisconsin.

Dec 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again (that little rascal). A winter wonderland. I love it here.

Dec 19 More snow last night...couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'M exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow-plow!

Dec 22 More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow-plow man hides around the curb and waits until I'm done shoveling this driveway..ASSHOLE!

Dec 25 "WHITE CHRISTMAS" My busted ass! More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow-plow, I swear I'll castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt this fucking ice.

Dec 28 More white shit last night; been inside since Christmas day except for shoveling out the driveway after "snow-plow harry" comes by every time. Can't go anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

Jan 01 Happy fucking New Year. The weatherman was wrong (again). We got 34" of the white shit this time. At this rate, it won't melt before the 4th of July. The snow-plow got stuck up the road and the shithead has the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I've broken 6 shovels already, shoveling all the shit he pushed in the driveway. I broke my last one over his fuckin head.

Jan 04 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food, and on the way back a God damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about $3000 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

May 03 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all that fucking salt they keep dumping all over the road. Car looks like a piece of shit!

May 10 Moved to Texas. I can't imagine why anyone in their right friggen mind would ever want to live in that God-Forsaken state of Wisconsin!

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